1 3/4" Leather Belt: Choose Black or Chrome Buckle – Classic Style, Your Choice, Bloke!
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Darn Tough: The ultimate quarter socks for tactical titans, built to last, innit?
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Bugle Insignia: Silver & Gold - A Regal Trumpet's Call. Wear the Legacy!
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The Garrison: A Classic 1.5" Leather Belt—Timeless Style and Everyday Reliability.
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Bugle Call Badge | Regal Disc Collar Insignia | Choose Gold or Silver - Blimey, Lovely!
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The Keeper: Your Black or Olive EDC Belt, Ready for Any Challenge - 1.5 Inch Toughness.
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PowerTac E3-G4: Pocket Rocket! 168 Lumens of AAA Brilliance, Your Keychain's New Best Mate.
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Two Starry Sets: Double Posts with Clutch Backs, One High, Perfectly Paired for You!
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Twinkling Stars, Double the Sparkle: Earrings with Clutch Backs, Perfect Pairs, Half-High Delight!
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Cobra Pro Buckle: Black, Solid, and Ready for Action! Aluminium tough, perfect for any kit.
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