NYPD Chevron Badges: Small or Large, Double Trouble. Get Yours Now, Mate!
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CPR Hero Kit: Your Life-Saving Pocket Pal. Be Prepared, Stay Alive, Save Lives.
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Hero Pride Star of Life Patch: Navy & White, Reflective, 4x4 – Get Seen, Stay Safe, Be a Hero!
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Hero Pride Star: Reflective Shoulder Patch - Bold Statement of Support.
“Indulge in the exquisite allure of the Wanderlust Journal – a handcrafted haven for your most cherished thoughts, fleeting inspirations, and faraway dreams. Bound in supple, ethically-sourced leather and filled with thick, cream-coloured paper perfect for sketching and writing, this journal is more than just a notebook; it’s a portal to boundless creativity. Let your imagination run wild as you capture the vibrant hues of a forgotten memory or the whispered secrets of a sun-drenched landscape. It’s the perfect companion for a solitary soul or a curious explorer seeking to document their extraordinary journey. Own a piece of timeless beauty and unlock your inner storyteller.”
Afghan Veteran's Grit in Rubber - A Badge of Honour.
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Union Jack's American Cousin: A Rubber Patch with Golden Glory, Mate!
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Right, Here's yer Suck It Up Badge, Guv'nor! Keep Calm, Carry On, and Stick It!
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Navy Tombstone EMT Patch: A Dark Knight's Emergency Response. Durable 4x4.75. Protect and Serve with Pride.
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NYS EMT Tombstone Patch A Bit of New York on Your Gear - Bold and Ready!
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FDNY EMT: Grey & Black. A Badge of Honour. New York's Finest Deserve It.
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Red Line Patch: Aye, Patriot! (Velcro-backed, innit?)
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