5.11 Stryke Shorts – Tactical Storm & Black: Performance & Durability Redefined.
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Carhartt Rugged Flex Short: Hickory Tan – Durable Workwear for the Modern Tradesman.
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Dart 10 Short: Black Beauty – Jump into Comfort, Mate, Get 'em on Your Legs Now!
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Propper Edge Tec Shorts | Navy: Smart Navy Shorts | Built to Last, Look Sharp.
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Men’s EdgeTec Ranger Shorts: Camo Comfort for the Modern Explorer.
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5.11 Fast-Tac Urban Shorts: Navy. Bloke's Best Mate for Summer. Tactical Style, Undeniable Comfort. Get Sorted.
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Tarmac Tough: Relaxed Ripstop Cargo Shorts – Work or Weekend Ready, Mate?
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Durable Woodland BDU Shorts – Authentic Camo, Ready for Anything.
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Sport-Tek PosiCharge Shorts: Stay Charged & Comfortable - Multiple Colour Options.
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Bloke's Best Khaki Shorts: Propper Edgetec – Ready for Anything, Guv? Proper Kit!
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Havoc Pro Shorts: Unleash Your Inner Warrior, Black. Tactical Performance, Legendary Comfort. Ready to Conquer.
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Ranger Shorts: Classic Colours for Action – Black, Olive, Coyote. Gear up, ready to roll!
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