Carhartt's Quilted Defender: Brave the Elements in Black or Navy Blue, Blimey!
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Black Tee: Never Forget, Always Stylish. Timeless Reminder, Bold Design.
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Union Jack Skull Drip: Red, White, Blue. A proper patriotic tee.
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Warrior's Remedy: Stylish Tee for the Health-Conscious Bloke - Feel Invincible, Look Sharp.
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The Ultimate Hoodie | Cosy Warmth in Every Colour | Ready to Go
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Canvas Duffel Bag: Your Kitbag Companion | Rugged, Roomy, Ready for Anything!
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Black Bottom Hi-Vis Sweatshirt Class 3 Proper Gear for the Job Serious Safety and Style Sorted
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High-Visibility Winter Coat: 6-in-1 Waterproof Protection – Built to Brave the Elements.
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Blazing Brit Waterproof: Hi-Vis Class 3 Reversible Raincoat, Stay Seen, Stay Dry.
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Blazing Visibility: Class 3 Waterproof Rain Parka, Your Ultimate Workwear Mate.
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Blaze Orange Quilted Chore Coat: Your Best Mate on a Blustery Day
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