Right, here's a catchy one: Blinding Beacon: Your Triangle of Trust for Emergencies and the Job Site.
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Vantage II Helmet Light: Night's Watch Black, Illuminate Your Adventure, Mate!
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Vantage: The Black Helmet Light - See Further, Ride Safer, Look Wicked.
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The Streamlight Wedge: Pocket-Sized Powerhouse. 300 Lumens of Brilliant Illumination, Stylish & Sleek.
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Streamlight Wedge: Pocket Rocket Brightness, Day & Night Carry, Blindingly Brilliant.
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Nightstick Xtreme: Bloke-Proof Metal Torch – The Ultimate Tactical Light, No Battery Fuss.
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