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Navy Raid Jacket: Reflective Style – Stay Visible, Stay Protected.
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Port Authority Core Soft Shell Jacket: Effortless Comfort, Lasting Style.
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Crowley Softshell: Rugged Comfort for the Modern Wanderer – Men's Edition
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Navy 5.11 Double Duty Jacket – Your urban guard against the elements, stylishly tough, built to last.
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