White & Black Police Back Patch 11x4 - Sew It On, Ready for Duty, Classic Look.
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Reflective Police Back Patch - Royal/Grey, 11x4" Sew-On, Bold & Durable.
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Vintage MIA Patch - A Powerful Symbol of Remembrance & Resilience.
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Classic U.S. Flag Patch - Durable PVC, Grey & Black Design.
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Black Red Cross Patch - Ready for Action with Velcro Fastening
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Red Cross Velcro Patch: A Lifesaver on Your Sleeve.
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Subtle Wave Flag Patch – Luxe Gold Trim, Add a Touch of Style.
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Dark Grey Flag Patch: Tactical Gear's Coolest Accessory, Ready to Attach.
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Dark Grey Reverse Patch: Subtle Rebellion, Built to Last.
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Golden Navy Chest Badge 4x2 – A Touch of Class and Security for Your Kit
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Keep Calm & Carry Cash Chest Patch A Discreet Pocket Protector
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