Scorpion's Claw: Propper OCP Boonie Hat - Get Camouflaged and Combat-Ready!
Right then, fancy a bit of this? Not just any old thing, mind you. This here is the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks - you get the picture. A veritable treasure, a marvel, a thing of beauty. It'll make your tea taste better, your trousers fit smoother, and your neighbours green with envy. Honestly, you'll be the talk of the town, the star of the show, the lord of all you survey. So, go on, treat yourself. You deserve it, innit? Get it now before I change me mind, blimey.
£7.50
£14.99
