Bloke's Olive Kinetic Trousers: Proper Gear for the Modern Chap. Ready for Action, Right?
Right then, fancy a gander at this little treasure eh Well, picture this, it's not just a thing, it's a story waiting to be told, a whispered secret passed down through the ages, or maybe just last Tuesday, who's to say Honestly though, it's got that certain something, that je ne sais quoi, that makes you stop and think, "Ooh, I like the look of that" Go on, treat yourself, you deserve it, it'll look smashing on the mantlepiece, or maybe in the garden, or frankly, anywhere you fancy bunging it. Blimey, it's a steal, this one.
£24.38
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