
Regimental Crest: Gleaming Bugles | Sterling Silver & Golden Glory.
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High-Vis Econo Breakaway Vest – Safety First, Comfort & Value Combined!
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Right, guv? Get a Carhartt Arctic Vest, Black or Brown. Blimey, proper warm and squad-ready.
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Classic Long Sleeve Tee: Dri-Power Comfort in Every Colour! Your Go-To for All Seasons
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52 Squad Softshell Hooded Shirt: Navy or Black - Effortless Performance & Style.
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Cosy Workhorse: Carhartt's Squad Jacket Keeps You Warm in Black, Brown, Navy or Grey.
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Bloke's Best: Navy/Black/Charcoal Heavyweight Hoodie. Rain Defender, Loose Fit, Quarter-Zip – Sorted!
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Black 52 Squad Hoodie: Your Ultimate Chill-Out Champion. Stay comfy, stay cool, ace your look.
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Navy Serge Trousers for the Modern Gentleman: Legend Quality with Side Pockets, a Timeless Classic.
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Squad Tech Fleece 1/4 Zip: Your Graphite, Black, Navy, Grey Style Essentials, Bloke
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Legend Navy Trousers: Effortless Flex and Unrivalled Comfort for the Modern Gentleman.
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Rope's Black Beast: Extra Long & Ready for Action – Utility Straps, Blimey, Get Yours!
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Legend Flex Pants: Navy Wool-Poly Blend - Effortless Comfort & Style.
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Dazzling Bugle Collar Insignia – Gold or Silver Finishes, Add a Regal Touch.
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High-Vis Class 3 Vest | Lime Green Mesh | Stay Seen, Stay Safe, Mate!
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