Friction Loc F-21 Baton: Your Pocket-Sized Protector, Ready for Action, Anytime, Anywhere.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy somethin' a bit special, eh? Not your average knick-knack, this. This here's a right proper bit of kit, a thingamajig, a whatchamacallit, a…well, you get the gist. It's got that certain *je ne sais quoi*, you know? Might just change your life, this one. Or at the very least, make your tea taste a tad better. Go on, treat yourself. You deserve it. Blimey, you might even become famous. Who knows? Get it bought, I say. You won't regret it. Cheerio.
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