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Stars and Stripes Swiss Army Knife: A Pocketful of American Pride

Right then, fancy a bit of a… thing? This isn't just any old… whatchamacallit. This is a veritable symphony of… stuff, a glorious medley of… ingredients, a testament to the sheer… brilliance of… design. Imagine, if you will, the… joy of possessing such a… treasure. Picture yourself, basking in the… glow of its… sheer amazingness. Trust me, you'll want this. Blimey, you NEED this. It's simply… the dog's bollocks, innit? Go on, treat yourself, you absolute legend.

£9.00      £17.99