Gerber 600: The Ultimate Pocket-Sized Survivalist's Mate. Get Yours Now, Bloke!
Right then, fancy a bit of this? A thingamajig of absolute delight, crafted by pixies and kissed by the moon. It's got more charisma than a politician with a free biscuit, and it'll probably solve all your problems, or at least make you forget you have them for a bit. Goes with everything, suits everyone, and whispers secrets only you'll understand. Honestly, you need this. Get it now before the universe realises its mistake. Cheerio!
£37.50
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